Clutching Bungle

To be in dire need of a shit

Any chance I can cut in the queue, mate? I'm clutching bungle here!

by Mondo Prime April 22, 2009

Clutty

A girl who looks classy but acts slutty at the same time.
Someone who has elegance and class but is a slut all the same.

Jake: "Oh Man! Why would you be such a cock blocker dude! I hear she's real classy"
Thomas: "Hell no dude! She's clutty once you get to know her"

Derek: "Dude! So I hear Michelle is officially a sorority sister"
Nate:"f'course man.. she's a clut!"

by caronalover August 23, 2010

Clamdangle

Oversized vagina lips

Damn i was eating out that bitch last night and her clamdangle got all caught up in my beard

by dogtoucher.com November 28, 2010

cloff prunking

A practice whereby one person frangilates another's plimp. He or she gratifies the other party by smucktating them avially.

Why don't you ram it up your pimhole, you fusking cloff prunking shoatbag.

by Messist January 20, 2011

Club Lib

The library at a college/university

Test tomorrow, gonna go rage at Club Lib in preperation

by dylan-because i spit hot fire! May 1, 2011

Clitty Monster

One who dominates clitty with a fiery passion causing immaculate pleasure for the female and horrendous orgasms

Mark Micolucc is a total clitty monster. He makes the legs shake.

by Clit Norris May 17, 2011

clusterius fornecatus

When things become bottle-necked due to multiple fuck-ups. A severe clusterfuck

The 18-wheeler filled with nuke waste jackknifed on the Seymour Butts Highway, spilling radioactive waste into the sewage system, polluting a local pond and playground, and creating a serious clusterius fornecatus.

by dick vendor November 22, 2011