Cacked

(Verb, Noun, Adj)

Finished; ended; over; dead; asleep; out of function

“I’m CACKED I can’t go out tonight”
“Dude he got CACKED after the final exam”
“Bro the weed is cacked let’s order”

by Janavi Janakiraman May 29, 2021

cackie

a idiot based off of woozybuilder

woozy is such a cackie

by hewoeden June 16, 2021

Cack

The verbiage of the Male gentiles used in the past tense.

How many cacks have you been with this year?

Show me your cack and I won't tell!

by Jaylee Joshua September 20, 2021

chackmate

What you say, in closing, when you're pretending to be a stupid person who thinks they're making a clever argument. Usually as a hashtag following a pastiche of a dumb-person interlocutor you imagine you're arguing with.

Etymology: the first confirmed ironic usage was by @gbowie3 on September 30, 2012:

well in America we invented democracy, capitalism, freedom and the number one nation in the world #MERICA #ChackMate

by ClimbingTheLog November 13, 2021

Cack

A limp, lame or dirty penis

You are such a cack
Eat some of my birthday cack

by Sleezy Lee December 9, 2021

Cack

Onomatopoeia for things that sound like:
-The sound a taser makes
-Newton balls
-cheap 90’s toys

“‘Cack’ your taser, they’ll scurry off.”
“The washer’s ‘cacking’ again.”

by anonymous February 10, 2022

Cacked

To get completely destroyed. Similar devastation to getting sandwiched by rocket sleds on rails.

Cacking someone feels like a triple collateral on purpose.

Marco fucking cacked Polo.

GET CACKED!!!

by hdxNihilist February 11, 2022