oatmeal cream pie

Blowing your load in your partners asshole

I got so sick of using condoms that last time i was fucking becky i pulled out ripped off the condom and gave her an oatmeal cream pie.

by 5.0so September 5, 2015

cream cheese

The solution to all computer related problems. All computers are terrified of cream cheese, particularly of having it smothered over their hard drive or around the keyboard. Faced with any problem, the wise computer user will simply reach for their handy container of cream cheese and hold it infront of the screen (where the computer can see it) in a threatening gesture. Terrified, the disobedient computer will quickly cut the crap and start working properly again.

Mischevious Computer: " Error 508D80AN937; the program has performed an illegal operation and needs to shut down." (Translation: Fuck off human, no mere mortal can control me! Muahahaha)

Computer User: "Aaaahhhh! Damnit! Not again! You fucking computer, you've messed with me for the last time! That's it, I'm getting the cream cheese!"

Mischevious Computer: "... ..." *emits sweat

Computer User: "Oh, think you're tough do ya? Take this!" *raises clump of cream cheese in hand

*Computer beeps loudly in a frightened high pitch tone and begins working properly

by Matt89 April 30, 2008

birthday cake ice cream

Ice cream that appears like normal, boring vanilla icecream, but is really filled with deliciously yummy cake batter flavor. Add sprinkles, and it is the perfect substitute for any normal birthday cake.

"Hey Amanda, what kind of ice cream flavor do you want?"

"I'll have birthday cake ice cream."

by Abaybay April 15, 2008

creamdream

To jizz your pants while your sleeping

dude that chick totaly gives me a creamdream

by applegroper February 5, 2010

custard cream

n. an orgasmicly amazing tasting biscuit

gimme a custard cream damnit!

by Lianne Gray November 30, 2003

ice cream fuck job

When you put ice cream on a girl's ass and fuck her through the ice cream. Ice cream on her back side, cold on the inside.

"Yo man i took that sloptart home and she gave me one of those ice cream fuck jobs"

by OneAndOnlySituation February 8, 2010

Whipped Cream

When a man ejaculates onto a bodily surface, and begins rubbing vigorously the semen that has been dispersed onto the skin; Creating a fluffy white, "Whipped" Cream.

I just jizzed on her back, and made whipped cream by rubbing it really hard and fast.

by pewtypewter December 20, 2014