National Choking Day

You must choke anyone on april 15!
“Yo go choke alyssa it’s National Choking Day!”
by mmalyssa April 13, 2019
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Kamikaze choke slam

It is when someone who gets pounded aggressively after coming out from the intensive care unit for just about a second and goes back to bed.
Spike dudley just got kamikaze choke slammed after he was awake from his coma by his beloved brothers.
by Rappercracker August 07, 2020
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Choking Fish Flail

The act of being choked during sex to the point of passing out and then rolling or 'flailing' around trying to get your breath back.
The couple tried the choking fish flail tonight. She rode him and choked him until he passed out.
by Missy_x June 28, 2022
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old man choke

A colloquial suggestion of anonymity and hostility.
Blake: "Lets do a handshake"

Edna: No response
Blake: "Old Man Choke"
by Spice cowboy August 13, 2022
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Choking up on the bat

Getting a blow job at a baseball game!
I was sitting in the nosebleed section of the my local baseball coliseum! Not an attendee in sight! My partner wanted to do something frisky. Asked if choking up on the bat wasn't out of the picture. As a kind hearted and loving boyfriend, whom am I to deny! She promptly lathered up my hardy maple wood staff and went to town!
By the end of the half inning I could only review her work as knocking it out of the park!
by Extra Inning King August 24, 2022
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The Alaskan Choke-Hold

To complete the "Ice Bath Challenge" while masturbating.
"Hey man! What's with the hospital tag?"
"I just got done doing the Alaskan Choke-Hold. It was incredible!"
by ThatOneExOfKaitlyn March 11, 2019
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choking the teddy bear

The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.
Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"
by HentaiNerd69 January 14, 2014
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