Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long by at least twice the size. Very grotesque and disgusting sight. Can be used as an insult. Not sure if a chode actually exsists. (See mighty meaty)

Holy crap Trey Whiteside has such a nasty, disgusting, dinner plate size chode.

Holy Shit!! You smell like you have chode breath!!!

Shutup you chodeface.

Have you seen Marco's disgusting chode?!!

by SSgokou9 February 15, 2004

Chode

a short fat penis

Brittany likes to blow chode

by Anonymous February 16, 2003

Chode

A shorty fatty

John McCain is a total McChode.

by Wumplewurf August 24, 2008

Chode

The opposite of a pencil dick.

Person 1 -Dude you're gay!!
Person 2 -Shut up you have a chode muffin!
Person 1 -WTF?

by ie ` Aquaman June 03, 2008

Chode

A chode has nothing to do with a penis or a rectum. A chode is a special ice cream treat being developed by a german company.

I would like a chode for dessert.

by Chode tasty treat July 11, 2008

Chode

YOU ARE WRONG, BITCH! A chode is a penis wider than it is long. your a fucking retard

Damn, that chode is fat

by John Deerer September 11, 2005

chodes

a gruop of chodes that use the word chode as much as they can

The chodes from high school are nothing but trouble.

by chode krew August 22, 2006