Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.
Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have
Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
by Capt Spanky October 2, 2007
Get the Cheese Guru mug.The place on a baby that facilitates the 'emission' of 'cheese' ie: solid curds resembling a web of mozzarella
"Man, what happened you??!! You like an extra out of "Ghostbusters"
"I just hit the baby's cheese button"
"I just hit the baby's cheese button"
by Annie's Mum May 11, 2009
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One who consumes a large amount of cheese/food daily with their giant eagle like claws.
A hairy, angry crane armed/hand man.
A hairy, angry crane armed/hand man.
1 - "That guy at the buffet has been back seven times! Wow, what a cheese eagle!"
2 - The angry cheese eagle used his grappler like skills to obtain cheese from the otherside of the table.
2 - The angry cheese eagle used his grappler like skills to obtain cheese from the otherside of the table.
by NemisisNat November 23, 2010
Get the Cheese Eagle mug.a cheese piece (sandwich) is a girl who is not very attractive but you would still shag her i.e. I wouldn't go out my way for a cheese piece but if there was one there I'd eat it!
by ChrisCal84 November 14, 2013
Get the cheese piece mug.The film that remains on the males "tip" after leaving a condom on for too long after sexual intercourse.
After fucking Sally, Tommy became distraught after realizing he had forgotten to remove his meat glove, resulting in a fresh cheese hat.
by Spulta February 7, 2015
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Get the Cheese Steak Jimmy's mug.When your ballsack has a ripe, cheesy, sweaty aroma. Transfers easily to the fingers when giving the balls a good scratch or adjustment.
Dude go take a shower. I smell your cheese skin.
My fingers stink from my cheese skin.
My girl loves the taste of my DL cheese skin so don’t showe for a at least a week to get em good and ripe.
My fingers stink from my cheese skin.
My girl loves the taste of my DL cheese skin so don’t showe for a at least a week to get em good and ripe.
by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2017
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