Guy 1: man that guy is such a giga chat
Guy 2: don’t you mean gigachad?
Guy 1: oh yeah sorry, autocorrect
Guy 2: don’t you mean gigachad?
Guy 1: oh yeah sorry, autocorrect
A person that has tried, failed, and given up on real life and instead decides to live out the remainder of their life in a chat room, sometimes even using it as a source of income by chatroom panhandling to fund their drinking problem. A chat bum's reality has a user name and a password and most of the time they're logged in longer than the chat bots.
I got my friend a job where I work and the boss said he could start Monday. My friend said he didn't want it. Even though it's all set and ready to go and all he has to do is show up he said, "no". I guess he would rather just stay home and be a chat bum.
by shadoinkin April 02, 2018
When one person in an online chat starts to say something before they realize that the other person is typing. This results in one or both people either stopping their typing or racing to finish typing before the other person.
I wanted to break up with John, but I lost the chat race and had to agree to a date.
I chat raced Jane to correct her spelling before she did.
I chat raced Jane to correct her spelling before she did.
by ProspektsMarch June 12, 2011
it is a hell hole
by defnotjacob March 30, 2022
by notspeed March 31, 2022
When you get so excited or nervous, that you start hitting enter lots of times mid-sentence as if you're gasping for air.
Can become extremely annoying if done through email or if you have an alert sound because they'll be stuffing your message feed or inbox.
Can become extremely annoying if done through email or if you have an alert sound because they'll be stuffing your message feed or inbox.
Spaz: oh fuck
Spaz: I think
Spaz: that chinese food
Spaz: is giving me
Spaz: the squirts
Spaz: gotta find
Spaz: a bathroom fuuck
Friend: Hah, sucks to your chat assmar
Friend: Holy shit, you've got my phone blowing up I got like 20 alerts from you what do you want?
Spaz: Excuse the
Spaz: chat asthma but,
Spaz: you gotta
Spaz: check this shit
Spaz: OUT mann
Spaz: I think
Spaz: that chinese food
Spaz: is giving me
Spaz: the squirts
Spaz: gotta find
Spaz: a bathroom fuuck
Friend: Hah, sucks to your chat assmar
Friend: Holy shit, you've got my phone blowing up I got like 20 alerts from you what do you want?
Spaz: Excuse the
Spaz: chat asthma but,
Spaz: you gotta
Spaz: check this shit
Spaz: OUT mann
by Fonzki November 29, 2013
The digital version of cat calling. Commenting on a status or picture in a lude ,inappropriate, or disrespectful manner. It is usually (but not always) performed by a man towards a woman.
Todd loves chat calling girls all the time. Just the other day he commented on Anna's selfie saying it was her "O Face".
by Billy Boy Boy Boy March 28, 2014