chap's dick

1. one of your friends who steal's your girlfriend, make's out with her, and proceeds to have sex with her.

2. the friend of yours who is a jerk and might be secretly gay.

"Dude, I'm sorry I stole your girl. I was a real chap's dick."

"Man, you look hot tonight. Let's get out of here, this place sucks."
"Geez dude, are you gay or something? Don't be a chap's dick."

by thepunpolice135 January 24, 2010

Chabs

is the ultimate male muscle combination desired by many but perfected by few. It is the chest + abs, when the whole upper body becomes one big mass and you can’t really tell where one starts and the other ends. Basically when someones upper body looks like a big round solid keg of fat or muscle.
It seems certain asian guys have perfected this marvelous display of chunk.

Dude: "Bro! put your shirt back on you look like you are pushing maximum density"

Fatty 1: "Nah! man the ladies love the Chabs"

Dude: "Man i wish i looked like a keg on stilts"

by Marty McHerps April 29, 2009

capsworthy

Something so amazing it is worthy of being typed in capital letters.

HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY is so capsworthy!

by Mat April 24, 2005

Caps Lock

The System Administrator's bane. This is how most sys admins quickly realize who has absolutely no business using a computer. Generally will have to make deskside service calls on a regular basis because a user's password "just doesn't work." Requires a five second hit of the Caps Lock key and everything is good.

That's the fourth time in two weeks I've had to go in to deal with that compfused idiot! Why can't he just press the caps lock key before calling me?

by superslacker87 July 13, 2009

clankin colorado capsul

A pill capsule fill with some crazy colorado dope.

Steven took a clankin colorado capsul and ive never seen any one so geatered out in my life

by stephin April 7, 2005

time capsule

When one releases a quantity of diarrhea into a thermos, seals the vessel, then forces the capsule up into their rectum to be opened at a later date.

Thomas has a time capsule that he says I can open on friday.

by sanchezsko December 28, 2008

The Chads

A rare condition in which the subject gains an uncanny ability to cause any traffic light on any given road to turn red when arriving within 100 feet of said light. The Chads can easily lead to frustration and late arrival at destinations. Prolonged exposure can lead to depression, self harm, and in extremely rare cases, suicide. Named after Chad Powell, supposedly the first documented case subject.

Boss - Why are you late?
Worker - Sorry boss, I had a bad case of The Chads this morning, it took me 15 minutes longer than normal.

by M-Belks April 5, 2009