heterosexually challenged

Someone who is a gay

Did you see those two dudes holding hands walking down the street. They are definitely heterosexually challenged.

by oopsiboopedmypants June 11, 2006

Challenge wank

The act of masturbating to something sexually displeasing, usually over disgusting pornography or someone considerably unattractive. The challenge will be completed if one forces oneself to cum.

1:

"I did a challenge wank over 2 girls 1 cup last night"

2:

Billy: I challenge wanked to Olga's profile picture last night
Sam: No way, that's disgusting! Did you complete the challenge?

Billy: To my disgust, yes!

by shalabon January 6, 2015

shotgun challenge

declared in a fight for shotgun (front seat of a car). when the car is in sight, passenger a yells, "shotgun!" reserving shotgun. in response, passenger b yells, "SHOTGUN CHALLENGE!" as soon as the second statement is declared, the two competitors must drop their pants to their ankles and run to the car as fast as they can. the first person to the car with their pants still around their ankles wins and gets to sit in shotgun.

*car comes into plain view*

passenger a: "shotgun!"
passenger b: "SHOTGUN CHALLENGE!"

*passenger a + b simutaneously drop pants and race towards car creating an amusing spectacle for all to see*

by pederson May 24, 2006

milk challenge

you have one hour to drink a gallon of milk- the type of milk you drink is your choice e.g. whole milk, 2%, skim, chocolate milk..(however i would not recommend whole or vitamin d) if you puke you lose. there are several strategies for consuming the milk.. some people try to drink it all at once, others drink it like power hour to pace themselves.. the best way to take the milk challenge is with a bet involved. (its a great way to win sexual favors)

i can take you in the milk challenge.

by ill izabeth April 22, 2006

Is that what they're calling it these days

1) An expression of surprise at slanguage one hasn't heard before, especially when it's obviously sexual or scatological in nature.

2) A tongue in cheek way of turning an ordinary comment into a double entendre by implying the above.

Dude, I'm heading home. I'm gonna go online and play some World of Warcraft.

Oh really? Is that what they're calling it these days?

by BornBlitzed January 19, 2011

Chilling

1. Relaxing.
2. A conscious effort to maintain a calm demeanor or, regain composure.

Also chill'n

I figured that after things were getting heated up, I’d better be chilling before things got out of hand.

by Apogeal December 28, 2005

Calling Cassandra

Named after the Greek prophetess. When you first warn someone about the trouble you see ahead.

“I’m calling Cassandra on this relationship right now. You’ve only been dating for 8 weeks and she’s borrowed over $10,000 from you. This is going to get worse, I’m warning you now.”

When I get into work tomorrow I’m going to call Cassandra on that cheap ass new bookkeeping program my boss bought. I can just see it crashing now and causing all sorts of hell for us.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008