carpet burn

It is when a man's penis gets a burn on it because the women's Twat is so hairy and nappy(mostly found on black women)

Damn, that bitch gave me carpet burn last night

by Tok Kim April 02, 2004

carpet bagger

A pimp, a man who gets lots of pussy.

I'm bagged myself some carpet last night. Twice. And then once again in the morning.

by Bo December 04, 2004

carpet muncher

someone who eats pussy, to eat out; muff diver; one who eats cunt; one who chooses to sample tuna

I have a small dick, so I please my daughter by being a carpet muncher

by Philosopha June 21, 2005

carpet muncher

The Act of munching on a hairy girls pubes.

John:holy shit doug, get a load of mikes girlfriend she's so big, fat, and hairy.
Doug:yeah, you can sure tell mike is a carpet muncher.

by Despicable M3 July 27, 2010

Carpet Shark

A slutty lesbian

Damn, that's the fourth girl she's been with this week! She's such a carpet shark!

by TrashyCure February 05, 2016

Magic Carpet

When you are getting a BJ by the top of a staircase and you push the girl backwards down the stairs.

me....."your mom is in the hospital."
Jimmy.."why?"
me....."I gave her a Magic Carpet and she broke her neck. my bad"

by pimpahoenandafo February 08, 2009

Carpet Surfing

carpet surfing: when you crash at a friends house after a night of drinking and are forced to sleep on the bare (and often rough) carpet, with no blankets or pillows

joe: "hey soldier, you still coming up to my place this weekend?"

eric: "ya, but it looks like im going to be carpet surfing...i don't have room for anything else in my bag"

by Ryan Cash March 18, 2008