Captain Video

One who is quite adept at playing video games to the point of doing nothing else.

Joe doesn't want to go to the game with us: He's turning into a real captain video since he got his new X-Box.

Check it out! Captain Video is down to his last quarter!

by Badwsky October 3, 2009

Captain Furious

A man whose enlarged medulla oblangata is often the source of his gargantuan rage. A comic-book anti-hero who most likely has the MCR1 gene.

That's classic Mike, going all Captain Furious just because X-Factor is on.

by IbrahimDaw October 26, 2009

Captain Retard Hero Force

Any one of many groups of video game grunts that come in large useless numbers

YES! I just blew up that thing! oh wait, here comes the captain retard hero force....

by Zael0 June 6, 2010

Captain Weakbladder

A male or female who has been drinking all night and after their first piss of the night needs to go to the toilet every ten minutes.

Seriously, Are you going to take a leak again?!

I know. I broke the seal an hour ago and now i'm Captain Weakbladder

by Wayne the Truth June 16, 2010

Captain of Team Blackout

A person who influences the whole crew, as well as themselves, to get so drunk that they all wake up the next morning with no idea of what they did the night before.

I got pretty fucked up last night, but you definitely owned the Captain of Team Blackout title.

by KFabriz October 18, 2010

Captain Moroni

The Mormon version of George Washington. He sports a golden trumpet and runs away from Indians.

Mormon missionary: "I want to be just like Captain Moroni!"
Bystander: "Get the fuck out of my face."

by PoopFaceManShirtPants November 14, 2010

Captain Zig Zag

Slang name for the character potrayed on a package of Zig Zag rolling Papers. Often a make believe friend to get high on marijuana with.

Yo Captain Zig Zag and me we got high as hell last night.

by Sibilant Warrior April 26, 2011