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caging the net

Going through all your social network and posting a relevant picture of Nicholas cage on every post. When asked why you simply post another picture of cage with no explanation.
Person: "I like annoying people. Time to start caging the net"
by knowledgeGod May 18, 2015
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cali sparks

A sexual position involving California kush and anal queefing. While having sexual Intercourse with a female or male anal hole, light up a blunt of Cali kush. Proceed to push more and more air in the anal canal until there is enough pressure to release a quite exceptional anal queef. Pull out of the anal canal violently. As you proceed to pull out, blow the cherry off of the blunt right into the anal canal. The anal queef will break up the burning cherry and make the cali sparks fly.
PATRICK: "Hey, it's 4th of july, let's do something special"

DANNY: "Ok, what should we do?"

PATRICK: "Let me Cali Sparks you.."

DANNY: "oh hell yeah, that's a perfect idea"
by conflex December 22, 2015
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caliber nazi

Gun owners who have to have the biggest caliber weapon due to the misconception that smaller caliber weapons don't have enough stopping power and will not put an attacker out of commission before he hurts you.
Jack: I'm thinking about buying a 22LR handgun.
Bob: If you have to use it, the attacker is gonna keep coming if you shoot him with that. Best get you a .357 to be safe. More stopping power.
Jack: Nobody wants to get shot with any gun. Quit being a caliber nazi.
by Don Way April 1, 2016
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Cali Groupie

People who either live in or visit California, yet retain little to no knowledge of said state outside of the mainstream media representation.

Most think California is entirely made of beaches, palm trees, Hollywood and rich people, when in fact it spans most of the western most edge of the United States, and has many different geographical regions, and sub-cultures.
" Oh my god, I just love Cali. Our trip to Frisco was so fun."
" Wow, looks like we have another Cali Groupie on our hands."
by Zoop55 June 22, 2016
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Calcium Stearate

1) Scum
2) A white, powdery substance (C36H70CaO4, learned about in GCSE triple chemistry) made by soap (C18H35NaO2) reacting with permanent hard water ions ("Ca2+") to make "lathering" much more difficult. This is not to be confused with scale, which is made by boiling temporary hard water.
1) Politicians? Utter bags of Calcium stearate, they are!
2) In South England, we have mostly hard water. Yes, it lines the bath with calcium stearate sometimes, but the nutrients are great.
by Itz Rob October 26, 2016
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Caldinho

The most supreme guy ever. He is also the Cthulhu.
Caldinho wins.
by gorila gordo January 15, 2017
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