clutch

To punch or smack across the face.
A hard hit, often a result of a moment of anger.

He made me angry so I clutched him hard.

If are annoying, you are going to get clutched.

by MikeAngelo March 6, 2014

clutch

if you are looking up this definition in an online dictionary, you are most certainly not clutch.

clutch people just know what "clutch" means.

by douchelias November 22, 2011

clutie pie

A baked, often foul smelling, version of a clute (Something somewhere between a clitoris and a penis)

A clutie pie can come in an abundance of flavors, and can be found at the local flee market.
Such flavors include:
yeast infection, herpes, tuna, and african sweat.

Usually, cats are very drawn to the smell, and will flock to the clutie pie in question.

"Hey ese, that girl last night turned out to be a total clutie pie"

"A clutie pie?"

"Yea, like a baked clute..."

"Oh really, what flavor?"

"Somewhere between herps and african sweat."

"Oh yummy."

"Yea, but her cats kept trying to lick her while we were doing the deed."

"Oh. Sucks"

by shooot the clute August 16, 2009

Clutter Fuck

It's when you tie up someone, slit their throat and proceed to have sexual intercourse with them through the hole in their throat. Mixture of the word Clutter, as in the Clutter Family Murders, made famous in 1965 by Truman Capote's famous book, In Cold Blood. And the word Fuck, which means to have sex.

Dude, I totally Clutter Fucked this family last night.

The news said that a family was killed by Clutter Fuck last night.

by tvb311 December 19, 2015

clutters

He likes to be rude to his friends and he is very fake. He is also charming just from his fake toughness. But he will do anything for his family. If you mess with him he might come after you but he prolly won’t succeed.

Dang that clutters is a pussy ass bitch!

by Oaks nation June 10, 2018

Pop your clutch

Get outta here..NOW

ex..Look homie, you'd better pop your clutch, before I pop a cap in you.

clutch pop

by MovinRightAlong September 16, 2010

Clutch

when ur ready when your hype when you feel invincible when you feel good as used in SBC first album hit single

Im bout to make the best song ever i feel so clutch rite now.

by SwagBoysClub March 3, 2009