Butterfly effect thinking

No but it’s a good thing the whore fucked a literal cripple because now if you improve yourself it’ll be because a whore fucked a deformed mongoloid and not because you want to improve yourself. It’s great! It’s fantastic even! That she rode his diseased cock. Phenomenal!

Hym “And there goes the butterfly effect thinking! I knew it was coming! Did I do this one already? No? Ok, I’ll explain. Here’s an example ‘It’s good that she screwed Rain man because then it lead you to do *blank*’ and, before she fucked the retard, a butterfly farted in Africa, which startled a rhino, which caused a stampede that traumatized the the guy who molested the retard, which led to the molestation, which led to the little girl touching that caused him to be sent to the group home in the first place! If that’s the case, by your own logic, it’s just splendifferous that he got molested because that leads to him getting his own sex cult! Hurray child molesters!!! Furthermore, for the *blank* to be ‘good’, I need to make it good. Manually. And I don’t necessarily need the outcome to be good. I’d even go as far as to say that YOU need the outcome to be good more than I do! I don’t even WANT the outcome to be good! I would much rather feed the whore some copper chef! So, why should I allow it? Open question. Why should I allow you to force me to make the outcome of something the YOU SIGN OFF ON and I DO NOT, good? What do I get? Robbed repeatedly? Good answer. Mocked and ridiculed? Awesome. You’re a master debater.”

by Hym Iam October 12, 2022

Butterfly Dater

Any guy or girl that dates and or has sex with people of the opposite sex at a seeming random rate and of random choice and never having a long relationship constantly going from one person to the next, then the next, then the next and so on and not having any remorse or second thoughts and will usually cheat

Dude 1
"Dude im thinking about asking out Jenny should I?"
Dude 2

"No way man she is a total butterfly dater

by Absol Night July 17, 2011

paper butterflies

Porn. Especially the printed type., and including internet, videos, DVDs, telephone sex talk. IM rooms, the result of which is orgasm with out a partner.

Call it "Virtual Cheating", or a 'victim-less', the problem of Paper Butterflies is the resulting detachment to another person sexually.

Origin: An experiment where it was noted that some butterflies respond to female with bigger spots and brighter colored wings. So experimenters set up paper butterflies with larger spots and brighter colors. Male ignored real females for paper ones. Also see

So Susan was cheating on Bill and got a caught??
Well She was chasing paper butterflies on the computer and forgot to erase the history !

by I am so awful I'm Nameless November 27, 2018

Butterfly-Clicked on

Butterfly click is a 2-finger clicking method used by PC gamers to get high cps(clicks per second)
This is a phrase to say get beaten/destroyed

Phrase Creator: Lemmy23

Friend1: *loses a bet*
Friend2:"GET BUTTERFLY-CLICKED ON BOI, EZ"

by anonymous June 20, 2023

Sticky butterfly

When a guy ejaculates over their partner’s eyelashes, forcing the receiver to flutter their lashes quickly so that it doesn’t get into their eyes.

My girl just got her lashes done so I’m definitely going to sticky butterfly her tonight.

by Dante’s InFurno July 28, 2020

Butterfly Formation

This term is unlike any other. God damnit! it’s butterfly formation! If your a 5 star athlete, and pussy wetting pong player, there’s no better formation. 4 cups remain, what’s your re-rack? Don’t you fucking dare say tight. (Tights for pussies) Call butterfly formation. This one of a kind re-rack was developed in 2019, by Connie Cadden and Marcelo Kripple. If your a class act, and swiped your v card, call butterfly with confidence. Otherwise don’t you fucking dare put a drop of beer in those red cups.

He hits 3 cups in a row and 4 remain. He knows what’s up, and calls Butterfly formation.

by Connie Cads February 26, 2020

Butterfly dick

The man you find yourself daydreaming about whose dick was so amazing you will never forget it . It will leave such a lasting impression on you so every time you think about it, you have tiny soft butterfly like orgasms for life.

I sure miss that guy he was my butterfly dick.

by Tmamaj March 12, 2023