Boof

To insert something into your anus. It indeed is not always free.. or even voluntary.

“Hey can I get some of that” “ yeah, if you boof it”

by JackAuf February 27, 2022

Boof Pounder

Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.

Accomplishments:

1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle

"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad

"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son

"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad

by pbones April 27, 2022

Boof

Either a big dog, or an affectionate name for a boyfriend whom you are not actually dating.

Did you seen Susan’s new Boof? He’s so fluffy; Did you see Susan’s new Boof? He’s so hot!

by wl/dv December 17, 2019

Snorl Boof

Intake of a substance 3 fold by snorting, oral and boofing

"Man I snorl boofed 3 addys"

by LittlestSnortster January 28, 2023

Boof

In south west Florida, the term boof is used to say meth, or m.

“Ay bruh you wanna toke on sum of dis boof, shit got me booted”

by Patapuun November 20, 2018

double boof

when someone puts something up their ass (boof) that u can smoke, and another person smokes it (boof) while it is up the first persons asshole

did u see sophia and anna double boof that fat j? damn they crazy

by annie cowbell September 16, 2019

Boof

In south-west Florida, boof is a term used as a street name for meth, or M

“Ay bruh, you wanna piece of this boof? Shit got me booted.”

by Patapuun November 20, 2018