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Bitch Boat

when a group of friends is talking about about a certain subject and a person doesn't know enough about the subject, or is completely out of the loop to what the group is talking about, said person is on the bitch boat.
Person 1: Hey, did you guys buy that new Kendrick Lamar CD??
Person 2: Yea, its sick as hell!!
Person 3: Who's Kendrick Lamar??
Person 1: OHHH!! You're on the Bitch Boat!

Random Passerby: Who the fuck buys CD's anymore..
by Space Ranger Buzz May 8, 2013
mugGet the Bitch Boatmug.

Ninja Boat

A Ninja Boat is not to be confused with a Ninja Boot! A Ninja Boat is a ninja boot on a bigger less attractive female.
What Leafblowers are always on the hunt for. NINJA BOAT
by NinjaBootfiend November 15, 2007
mugGet the Ninja Boatmug.

boat docks

When a man's hairline recedes above his temples only.
When you look at a man from the top of his head and his hairline is shaped like an "M". The "boat docks" are the part of the hairline that is pulling away from the forehead.
by fnkymuzik November 12, 2013
mugGet the boat docksmug.

full boat

Term used to describe a woman's VERY hairy pussy. Looks similar to having your cards fanned out in a hand of poker.
I took this cougar home last night and she had one hell of a full boat.
by Johnny Tats November 20, 2007
mugGet the full boatmug.

boat feeler

a squid type creature usually 100 feet long with 50 foot tentacles numbering about 200. they go up to boats and feel the hulls
in 1989 a 98 foot boat feeler was caught off the coast of long island
by andrew November 27, 2003
mugGet the boat feelermug.

Boat Anchor

A large, heavy piece of obsolete technology, usually a computer system or computer server, that has served its useful life and cannot be re-used in any cost-effective way. In other words, junk.
My company just upgraded their data center. You interested in any of these old IBM boat anchors?
by Securix October 26, 2013
mugGet the Boat Anchormug.

sped boat

A boat full of sped water mostly in river rafting over memorial day weekend when the boat is filled with leftover food and garbage floating around in the water inside the raft
Hey look at these fools they have so mutch water in that boat!
yea its a sped boat
by sk8pirate March 27, 2010
mugGet the sped boatmug.

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