A good morning and God bless

'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?

by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018

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Popes Blessing

'You and your 2 mates can fuck off'. This is done in the form is a priests parting blessing. Very common amongst lapsed Christians.

At the end of a catchup you make a sign like you're genuflecting and utter the words in the form of a Popes Blessing . 'You and your 2 mates can fuck off' !

by Gerber Buck June 5, 2018

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Bare Blessed

A saying for gay retards who think ancaster has school gangs. Their leader is a pedophile who Carrie’s around a crowbar in his pants. He got slumped by a junkie and kissed a sex offenders shoes

Man, that gay sex we had last night was bare blessed

by Joe Stechey August 16, 2022

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St. Bonaventure’s Blessing

A bowel disorder, could be IBS, appendicitis, polyps, fecal incontinence, etc. Just a general term for any of them.

Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.

Person 1#: My dad just recieved St. Bonaventure’s blessing.

Person 2#: Shit, shit.

by MixedBag August 29, 2022

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