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Woman (bible description)

Man - woman make me a sandwitch
woman - ok

THIS IS IN THE BIBLE PEOPLE, THE REAL DESCRIPTION

Woman (bible description)
by AlExSwOrD August 24, 2011
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Bibled

Being flashed or shown the Bible while driving, prevelent among the southern United States, i.e. in the south.
During a routinely small case of road rage during a trip to Charlotte, NC, a woman bibled our car.
by Sidney Jane January 16, 2008
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Bigley

A catch all adjective that can be used to describe anything good.
The wookie had a bigley time at the fair.
That girl's ass looks bigley as hell.
by Justinishirsute March 11, 2007
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Bibletard

Pejorative for a Christian (esp. an evangelist) of apparent low-intelligence who adheres strictly and illiberally to religious scripture; a Bible-thumper

Etymology: Merger of Bible + retard
People who seriously believe and proudly declaim that a supernatural being created a man out of dirt, women out of said man's rib, allowed a talking snake to beguile them into disobeying his express commands - leading to mankind's fall and downward spiral into iniquity - and then sacrificed himself to himself into order to rectify this state of affairs are nothing short of complete and utter bibletards.
by Donburi May 22, 2010
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Bible Thumper

1.n. A Christian who shares their religious beliefs with another in hopes of converting them.
2.n. A Christian who chooses to follow the Bible in its entirety, instead of picking and choosing which parts most conviently fit their current lifestyle. They live their life to fit the Bible, instead of twisting their interpretation of the Bible so they can still sin and not feel as guilty. They are often ridiculed for living as the Bible allows and trying to convert others.
That preacher was called a Bible thumper for handing out tracts to people in the community.
by Rachel July 20, 2004
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Bible bashing

Someone who believes so much in the drivel that the bible spews, they must smack there head with it repeatedly at night.
John never shuts up about the bible, I bet he will be bible bashing tonight.
by Condoso122 February 23, 2012
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Bibletard

Bibletards are people who are a mixture of a retard and and idiot. They are people who preach to people and don't even know what the heck they are preaching about. The sad thing they are like Jehovah's Witnesses because bibletards get their face slammed into the door.
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by One little hellian March 13, 2017
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