disco biscuit

An ecstacy pill. Variation's are biscuit and bikkie.

"My Disco biscuit hasn't started kicking yet, I'm keen to munch another biscuit, but I only have 1 bikkie left and I want to save that for later."

by Diego August 31, 2003

had the biscuit

Worn out and no longer good for anything

My twenty-year-old car has had the biscuit.

by Bob the BlueBerry February 20, 2009

Biscuit knees

If a fat kid has biscuit knees and he's about to go on a slip 'n' slide, it means he's ready to party! Warning: It is NOT Mic Jagger!

Seth Meyers: That guy looks lame.
Stefon: But he's got that thing where he has biscuit knees.
Seth: Of yeah, riiiiight, that common thing. Ok.

by LMG123 November 26, 2010

biscuit race

a gathering of two or more males who then race to see who can masturbate onto a biscuit (cookie, piece of bread, whatever) first. The last to get off must then eat the biscuit in front of everyone else.

after losing the biscuit race but then had to eat the ritz cracker drenched in his friends manhood

by manrilla14 November 26, 2003

Biscuit

1. A noun meaning a helpless idiot.

2. A person incapable of using their brain.

3. A person who accepts mediocrity and defects.

4. A person/thing trying to blame others for their faults.

1.That biscuit doesn't even know how to turn on a camera!

2. 2 + 2 = 5 right? Wrong, you are such a biscuit!

3. 100 defects in a row? Wow, what a biscuit!

by waterhole101 July 4, 2012

dick biscuit

meaningless insult for general use. 'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'

'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'

by clevercloggage March 21, 2009

biscuit taken

1) To have gotten violated or dominated in the worst way in a game, sport, or any kind of competition.
2) To have gotten raped/violated by a big black burly lumberjack; usually by the name of Bubba, Engy Dave or Smokey Joe.

1) "Damn man, did you see how blue teem got their biscuit taken?"

2) "I'm not gonna just sit here and get my biscuit taken, damnit!"

3) "You lost 400 to 0, let's just face it, you got your biscuit taken."

by waywardspooky June 15, 2005