tom Brady

The best quarterback in nfl history, but a bunch of fucks think he sucks because he has good recivers and they say peyton manning is better but he has had good recievers all his carier. Tom Brady won 3 with crappy recivers he is a beast face it and the colts suck

Hey look over there its tom brady the best qb ever

by pats fan 69 November 4, 2009

Brady

One who jacks off in public (commonly known as hobknocking), has a particularly long penis and is very tight rung and intense. Likes to rape tigers and polar bears (particularly from the Asia region) and tries to grow facial hair resembling a goat.

As i sat in my chair at the formal resturant, i saw a man hobknocking on the floor at my feet and thought to myself, "He must be named Brady."

by schlep303 October 24, 2010

Bead Bearer

sos, in my last bead bearer thingy i said 4inches and 8 inches, i meant 4mm and 8mm

Look its a bead bearer

by shurrup July 14, 2004

bead shooter

A shot of semen.

Hey man, did Jessica blow you last night?

Yeah, and I gave her a bead shooter to the skull.

by TaySean D. December 23, 2007

Beany Boiler

n. Female follower of vegan diet, when in a state of advanced sexual frustration.

"Holy shit! Did you see the evil look she just gave me for eating a burger?"

"Yeah dude, she's a beany boiler for sure..."

by hippyad/jimiffondu October 24, 2008

Beadcore

beadcore (adj.) a bold and superfluous use of beads to embellish one's outfit.

Beadcore (n.) a store in Manhattan that sells a disgusting amount of beads.

That purse looks like an abacus! Girl, it's beadcore!

by DJK & KYJ July 6, 2010

Bendy Roo

The act of bending your own dick around into your ass and fucking yourself.

John was told to go fuck himself. So he went home and gave himself a Bendy Roo.

by Metafron September 16, 2014