Chocolate Bagel

Two anuses (male or female) are pushed together just as fecal matter is released. The two holes are then rubbed together.

Guy or girl: Hey baby, I'm craving some chocolate bagel.

by Booty_Ninja October 17, 2010

yummy yummy bagels

interjection Something that smelly hippies shout in the parking lot, prior to an event that attracts hippies.

"Yummy yummy bagels!" should not be confused with "Dollar grilled cheese!"

Dude, that "yummy yummy bagels" chick is kinda hot... She doesn't even have any scabs. I think I'm gonna go talk to her. What should I say? Should I talk about the playoffs?

by Knig Knog January 14, 2009

bagel

an inflamed anal scphinter muscle

that guy jus ass fucked me rough, now ive got a bagel

by AssMonger October 11, 2007

bageling

VERB. the act of going out to enjoy eating bagels with good friends.

We should all go bageling this Thursday!

by K Little June 26, 2009

bagel

so drunk that you're toasted...another word for being toasted.

Man I drank so much last night. I was totally bagel!

by regan January 3, 2005

bagel

It means anything you want it to mean. Another word for cool, sick, or rad. Also can be used as a substitute for a swear word when expressing anxiety or anger.

That was sooo freggin' bagel.

by vassia.69 October 5, 2009

douche bagel

a word that means douche bag.
same as douche donut.

"hey, that guy's a douche bagel"

"yeah, his mom told me that too and he stole my word!"

by kevinhatespee October 3, 2009