Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck

When you're done eating the Gargantuan sandwich so you take some Gargantuan dick.

frank mccrank: "Hey rhonda let's do the Jimmy Johns Bathroom Fuck"
rhonda: "Hell yeah"

by bathroom guy spooky guy April 10, 2025

Bathroom Slushie

When you leave the bathroom and you have a large glass of chocolate milk.

"Hey, this bathroom slushie goes great with my bathroom sandwich!"

by Jama-Himself May 14, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025

a jewish bathroom break

Taking a shit in one sink, and taking a piss in the other.

"Guys, whatcha doin' after the Bar Mitzvah?"
"Probably going for a jewish bathroom break"

by alankasprzyk23 June 4, 2025

just go to the bathroom

Usually used in texting where the recipient is told “just go to the bathroom” to send nude photos

“Just go to the bathroom,” he sent in a text to his partner.

by Mylo300 April 7, 2024

Bathroom Jerker

1.) Noun: Someone who jerks in a public bathroom (specifically a school bathroom) and will try to initiate a public gooning session with anyone who is within a 10-foot radius. (These people will tend to wear slides or black airforces so be aware!)

1.) Hey man, some bathroom jerker at school tried to goon with me.

by Neo T. April 19, 2024

a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going

1. V. When a person spends an insane amount of time in the restroom, such as 2 hours
2. V. When a person is constantly going back and forth to and from the restroom, shitting every time they are in
3. N. In short, diahrrea

My guy, that is a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going you're doing. I don't fucking care if you can't stop shitting, do it outside so you're not the only one in there shitting.

by I make words it is fun April 26, 2024