Batting Merrins

Australian slang saying for when someone is dating a person who is a significantly higher catch than themselves.w

The saying is a variation on the term "Batting Overs" which literally means you're batting above your average, but colloquially refers the above dating reference. It originated as a comment on former Rugby League player Trent Merrin during the time he was dating/engaged to professional surfer Sally Fitzgibbons.
Guy 1 "Have you seen his new girlfriend? She's so much better looking than he is"
Guy 2 "Yeah, he's definitely batting Merrins"
by JimmyTI May 16, 2023
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cold bat

The cold bat is when one wakes up at 4 am in the morning and takes off all of their clothes (assuming that they do not sleep naked) then walks over to the bathroom to stroke their penis until it is erect, then proceeds to slap their penis onto the cold surface of the toilet.
I was challenged by my friend once to do a cold bat while my parents are sleeping.
by ObamaPear April 24, 2020
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Pork Bat

I was at the gym and some dude was cruising the locker room swinging his pork bat.
by sdtopensied July 01, 2014
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Bat Cilantro

Bat Cilantro this plant is known for its incredible capabilities. It actually attracts bats from the Wild and which will clear the insects in your area.
These plants are considered a weed and which are actually part of De cannabis plants DNA but are only used to attract bats with the scent that they put off.
Bat Cilantro a plant commonly found in the wilderness but is removed from the wilderness and placed in gardens Farms and other areas to clear insects. As said by the ancient Greeks.
by Ancient greeks February 10, 2017
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shift bat

A sheet of paper or card that gives a bus driver their routes, times and running information (such as sign-on and off times, meal break times, bus type) for the shift they are allocated.
Henry the bus driver collected his shift bat from the depot at the beginning of his shift.
by Bob747438 March 01, 2021
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squirrel-bat

a mythical creature who creates sunshine and is thought to have achieved perfection.
There is supposedly one in existence today.
person A: "what's so great about the squirrel-bat?"

person B: "EVERYTHING"
by tacobell263 October 12, 2010
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Batting in the shade

To be disoriented. Term is derived from baseball, when shadows covering the field make it difficult for batters to gauge the speed of pitches.
My friend was totally batting in the shade when he was trying to order a drink after he spilled the last one all over the bartender.

When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.
by oneflipflop October 04, 2008
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