A self-important, loudmouthed try hard bar regular who treats every barstool like a pulpit and every drinker like a disciple. Known for preaching unsolicited opinions on women, politics, sports, social prowess, war stories (real or imagined), all with the conviction of a man who’s never been wrong in his life. His voice carries across the establishment and his breath reeks of whiskey and ego. He is incapable of taking the hint to shut the fuck up or to accept that his presence is, nor has ever been, welcome, necessary, or remotely as interesting as he believes it to be.
I left my buddy at the bar while I rocked a piss and he mistakingly made eye contact with the token Barstool Prophet—poor bastard was getting life advice before I even zipped up, and for the next several hours thereafter.
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Where 4 strait "gay curious" men sit upon a upsidown barstool, when fully penatrating they get spun round and round.
Levi, John, Leslie, and Tom performed the Barstool Merry-go-round in the churches bathroom as a experiment
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Get the Nerf Bars mug.Amelia barstow is a really cool Wilde specamin. she’s a bit stupid and a little bit gay but she’s really nice to all the people she’s scared off. The wild Amelia barstow is often lacking in the amount of friends she has, she is original and unique which means nobody likes her. She gets through life with about one friend and a hooligan lifestyle .
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*kills GooGoo_Bars in Minecraft Hunger Games*
GooGoo_Bars: “fucking kill yourself nigg*r I was lagging and you think you’re fucking good”
Me: “oh so now that I’ve killed you once you get all mad and bitchy”
*GooGoo_Bars mutes you in PS4 party*
GooGoo_Bars: “fucking kill yourself nigg*r I was lagging and you think you’re fucking good”
Me: “oh so now that I’ve killed you once you get all mad and bitchy”
*GooGoo_Bars mutes you in PS4 party*
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