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simolian blowjob

When a girl starts chewing on your dick while giving you a blowjob, like a starving Simolian.
This girl I met gives the best Simolian Blowjob.
by InvisibleCobra May 9, 2017
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Blowjob Barbara

A guy with long hair you gives blowjobs to other guys
Ah have you seen kolby? Yeah he's a blowjob Barbara
by Turkey Dinosaur December 9, 2020
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British Blowjob

Blowjob after which person A that receives it ask person B that was making it

"Do you want some tea?"
After which person A starts peeing at mouth of person B.
Do you want have some British Blowjob?
yeah I like this taste at morning.
by Travair January 13, 2022
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Florida blowjob

When a Burmese Python slithers up your toilet and bites your penis while you're taking a piss.
Jeremiah can't come to work today because he got a Florida blowjob.
by aidenthesnork March 2, 2020
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Danish Blowjob

A blowjob consisting of mostly tongue action as opposed to the traditional suck and tug. It is not exclusively tongue, as it includes any variation of light biting and sucking. It is considered a form of "cock worship," as the person administering the Danish Blowjob lavishes the penis and testicles of the recipient with much attention from the tongue.
My girlfriend decided to change things up on valentines day; she tied me to the bed and gave me a Danish Blowjob. It utterly blew my mind!
by DoodleBobbyJoe September 4, 2016
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Blowjobs for Beer

When your Man is unraveling and too proud to address real issues, he’ll slither behind your back & dumpsterdive for HoodRats to have cheap sex. This one is a dumpy, butt- ugly, uninteresting trampy, pouchy, bobbleheaded orange-faced whore.

What could possibly be the allure — she sounds skanky?

That HoodRat is cheap. Keeps her mouth closed and legs open, and will give Blowjobs for Beer. Aka Sucks Dick for a $1
Omg that skanky HoodRat is embarrassing! No wonder he keeps her hidden. He can do way better than that! Yeah, she’s just a temporary distraction now —he’s got money problems. She’s annoying and smells like a DP too but she’ll give Blowjobs for Beer. Sucks Dick for a $1
by It’sObviousSimpleMan2 September 9, 2023
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Florida blowjob

Oh man I just got the Florida blowjob in when I went in the Everglades today
by Whammu March 2, 2020
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