Bird Nesting

The act of placing toilet paper in a toilet in order to absorb all of the water, then defecating on top of it, rendering the toilet unable to be flushed and resembling a bird's nest.

Prior to leaving the hotel room, Johnny got caught Bird Nesting the toilet to spite the crappy hotel service.

by JoshAndMitch January 17, 2011

Bird-watcher

Person (most commonly a male person) who openly and chronically observes other male penises in public places.

(Typically after someone pisses you off, instead of calling them a "fag" or something"...Dude, you're being such a god damn birdwatcher!!!!!!!!!!

by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003

bird-doggin

Intensely looking for some chicks; preferably in a convertible.

"Hey Tom, let's hop in the convertible and go bird-doggin' down by the beach.

by Brennan G May 22, 2007

Bird Dropping

The act of masturbation from a place of great height (buildings, helicopters, radio towers) so as to hit a person or other object with your semen.

I was so bored last night that for a thrill, I went bird dropping.

by Birddropper July 22, 2008

Bird Walk

A terrible new single by rap 'artist' Soulja Boy.

Random Chick: I'm gonna do the Bird Walk.
Me: Get the fu** out of my house.

by MikeHuntisawesome January 14, 2009

Bird Break

When you have a couple minutes of downtime, like waiting for a kid's bus, clear a couple levels of Angry Birds.

I was waiting for the bus and I thought I should waste some time playing Angry Birds. Hmmm. I need a "Bird Break"

by Hammertime Rochester October 20, 2011

bird dog

1. When a supervisor sneeks up behind you to check on you.

I was doing my job and I had a feeling like I was beeing watched, so I turned around and DAMN! Where did he come from? He is such a Bird Dog!

by Unknown_A6 January 6, 2006