Australian jack in the box

The act of a man inserting his penis into a newborn while it’s in the process of being born

Keshawn celebrated the birth of his daughter with an Australian jack in the box.

by Kmandoggiestyle September 16, 2019

Australian Handy

it is a hand job when they person giving it is behind you and jerking you off from "down under"

I got a great Australian Handy from the Asian massage parlor

by randywise August 5, 2017

Archie Australian

Archie is a super cute Australian blonde guy. He has a special way of getting you to trust him, he's great to talk to and helps you with your problems. He plays guitar and loves video games. He eats a lot but is skinny as hell. He's a good big brother and a sweet friend. His favourite thing to do is an awkward hehe after flirting. He has problems of his own but he handles them well. His friends are nice and funny. He gets a binder from the Sainsbury's sweet aisle hehe.

Hey Archie Australian wanna go to the Sainsbury's sweet aisle

Hehe nice try bby 😘

by Willowdrift07 December 13, 2021

Australian wake up

Waking someone up by performing oral sex on the sleeping party.

He woke me by doing a Australian wake up

by Bobby the Boblet December 24, 2022

australian protein shake

When six men cum in a girl's vag, hold her upside down, shake her, and then pour the contents into a cup and she drinks it.

Back in my day, when I craved a protein shake, I'd pop over to Belind's house with my five mates and have an australian protein shake.

by rumancer April 7, 2018

Australian Kiss

A kiss down under 😏

"Ben gave Lizzy an Australian kiss for the first time the other day..."

by hayhayslayer December 30, 2016

Australians

Australians are just British people that advanced higher up the skill tree.

"Australians are just British people that advanced higher up the skill tree." - RussianBadger

by WhiskeyPete July 5, 2025