arse lips

The anal sphincter, the tight rectal muscle, dohnut in shape, that is utilised by the body to stop shit from ooozing over your chums mothers face

ooohhh....Mrs Miggins your arse lips are tight today. Agghh m'nut!!!

by PJ January 9, 2005

midgets arse

A biff so plump and meaty it resembles a little bottom.

I boned this chick last night, she had a biff like a midgets arse.

by Bambino May 6, 2006

Arse grease

The brown mud like substance that exudes from your frek. This most beautiful excrement is both delicious and highly fragrant. It is best served warm on bread as an entree when having friends over for a social gathering.

Because I bought thin cheap toilet paper, my fingers busted through and i got arse greaseall over my hand

by Crozo September 27, 2007

chucking arse

dave clark loves to chuck arse with his monday book!

i was going to the job centre and i seen dave chucking arse outsideheathy

by shagheap January 13, 2009

Arse-candle

A close friend who has a reputation for being both highly annoying and a little bit gay, and maybe also a little bit of a raconteur.

That mofo is wack, he's a real arse-candle sometimes

by Samtasticle June 14, 2006

hairy arse

A deviation on cockney rhyming slang, when something is really funny aka hilarious it's "hairy"

"Will walked into the bollard, it was hairy arse man"

by tony howard May 17, 2007

short arse

some one with really short legs

that kev's a bit of a short arse

by toolroom massive November 11, 2008