anal ants 

The sudden, acute onset of an intense itching sensation of the anus in which immediate action must be taken in order to gain relief. The sensation is compared to the feeling of a mosquito biting the rectum, and/or ant bites when accompanied by stinging and burning sensations.

I was saying my wedding vows in front of 300 people when I was suddenly stricken with a horrible case of anal ants. There was nothing I could do but squeeze my butt cheeks together and pray it would go away.

anal ants by teenyweenygenie May 14, 2008

Anal Jackhammer 

This is the upmost extreme of anal sex. This is when the fuckER gets so near the climax that he can almost TASTE IT.. so he goes faster and faster until BAM..u got like a fuckin jackhammer in the butthole..Very unpleasing to the bitch of it though...yah....

We were fuckin like animals and i got so fucked up cuz he had to pull another anal jackhammer

Anal Jackhammer by Tator Tot March 31, 2004

Anal Flavouring 

A subtile way of saying ones cooking isn't the greatest.

Mom, did you put anal flavouring in your spaghetti sauce?

Anal Flavouring by KevinVilleneuve August 21, 2007

Anal Beadler 

A person, male or female, that orally plays with used anal beads directly from an anus.

After all the time I knew Eric, I didn't realize he was an Anal Beadler until I accidently walked in on him sucking on his girlfriend's freshly used anal beads.

Anal Beadler by BushBaybee December 14, 2009

anal logger 

A person who performs the act of shaving the hair around the asshole.

Peter was going to participate in anal sex tonight. He shaved his butt crack to get ready. Peter is an anal logger.

anal logger by JT8087 March 7, 2010

anal landscaper 

the act of being a complete homo, or a word used to increase your chances of hurting someone when cussing them out

god, that jalin kid is such an anal landscaper. Who the hell flirts with their football coaches?

anal landscaper by napoleonniggermuffin April 26, 2010

Anal Solstice 

When a person has Anal sex on the 21st of every month.

When you have an Anal solstice, its the best sex ever but, you can only do it once a month.

Anal Solstice by Wiseco February 24, 2011