by Hercolena Oliver April 20, 2009
The near-maniacal rage you feel when an online vendor/advertiser off-handedly remarks that a desired product/content is no longer offered/available, and then adds insult to injury by cheerfully cajoling, "But no worries --- check out some of our other awesome products/services, like these!", causing you to just wanna smash yer fist right through the screen in resentful frustration, since whatever "substitute" profferings they are showing you have virtually no resemblance whatever to what you were looking for and would certainly not be anywhere near as satisfying; it's almost like they're presuming to imply that THEY know more about what YOU want than YOU do YOURSELF!
Counsellor, sympathetically consoling a late-teens client who is practically climbing the walls in tearful frustration from having been cheekily offered "Super Mario" by an online-gaming website when he'd wanted to play a round of "Spy Hunter Classic" after a long day at high school, just as he'd been doing every evening for the past two years: Ah-haa --- sounds to me like a classic case of "alternatives"-ad fury --- I so totally "get ya", Young Man, and I don't blame ya one bit for feeling this way... a lot of companies sure don't consider what their customers truly want whenever they"update" their offerings, do they? Reminds me of a couple of local radio stations back when I was around your age --- all of a sudden they stopped playing their traditional soothing '60's 'n' '70's easy-listening music in favor of pop-bop and country-crap --- a LOT of adult-listeners were REALLY bummed out about that! Why, I myself STILL sorely miss that wonderful music almost thirty years later!
by QuacksO July 13, 2018
Woke people always get pissy during an argument and resort to Ad Hominem attacks. It is like debating children.
by UltimateDoge April 11, 2023
by PineappleLimonov March 25, 2019
The Wal Mart ad telling black guys they are kings limits them to be one kind of black guy, when really there are all kinds of black guys. Some are kings, some are jesters, some are soldiers, some are workers, some are troubadours, some are artists or poets, some are athletes, some are farmers, and the list goes on, just like any other group of people.
The one who made the Wal Mart ad telling back guys they are kings most likely wasn't black (or male). The one who benefits the most from it most likely isn't black (or male).
by Solid Mantis March 26, 2021
I invoke Ad Discordium, go get a life.
by SkullKr0ncher January 28, 2023
The Ad Nobilis Fallacy is when a retard tries to say something but he/she is dismissed because they're retarded.
John: "Your idea is not good."
Jacob: Stop, you just committed a Ad Nobilis Fallacy"
John: "What is that.."
Jacob: "Look it up, and when you come back I'll be waiting."
Jacob: Stop, you just committed a Ad Nobilis Fallacy"
John: "What is that.."
Jacob: "Look it up, and when you come back I'll be waiting."
by aros828282 May 30, 2023