Alexander Abbey

An absolutely great guy, even though he got rejected many times, one of which was a very hefty blow, he still keeps on going and is one of the best looking guys up you I’ll ever meet.

Omg it’s Alexander Abbey!

by Huzza March 17, 2020

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Alexander Jeppesen

Fucking sick kunt with a huge dick and balls 💪💪💪💪

Alexander Jeppesen is a god and a Fucking sick kunt with a huge dick and balls 💪💪💪💪

by Zyzz the og brah April 22, 2022

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Angel Jose Robles & Joseph Alexander Martinez Traveled To Chinatown

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

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Alexander Technique

The alexander technique is a technique that allows sexual partners to maintain the ability to walk after rough raw anal. They thrust in perfect sync at a perfect 65° angle maintain eye contact and match their breath. If posture or breathing ever fall out of sync you get hit with a ruler. At the end both parties thank each other for a the wonderful coitus and shove a stick up their respective asses.

Martin: Bob, did you try out the Alexander Technique last night? You have to. It’s the best!!!
Bob: sure did! I’ve never had better gait in my life after sex. Normally I have to sit on that donut pillow for a few days

by snoopdoggo October 13, 2021

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alexander rogers

An alexander rogers are usually super hot like to the point where girls who haven't seen him are falling for him he also has the tightest of asses stunning good looks and with his tall slender body u havent got to worry about any fat folds

random girl: ohh this boy alexander rogers is so hot ohhh
her male friend: who are u talking about u dont no any 1 named alexander rogers
random girl: i know but i know him in heart

by yayeeter37 April 22, 2022

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