Alaskan Paint Job

Noun - when an Alaskan stripper gives you a lap dance & leaves a streak down your pant leg.

Can also be used with any state or town!

Man, I got this killer lap dance last night at the titty bar. The bitch gave me one helluva Alaskan Paint Job!

by Rusty Sheriff's Badge May 28, 2011

alaskan spear dive

Alaskan Spear Dive: when a women lays spread eagle on the bed, and her man dives from on top of a surface (i.e table, dresser, cabinet) into the women.

"Man i Alaskan spear dove my girlfriend last night, she couldn't walk after"

"Alaskan Spear Dive bro"

by FuckMaster May 2, 2014

Alaskan Fishing Well

While having Anal sex with your significant other leave His/Her arse gapping and ejaculate inside. Leaving all of your would-be children swimming inside.

Joel: So, how sex with Jennifer?
Mike: It was great! I gave her an Alaskan Fishing Well!
Joel: Damn son, you wild...

by _Chunky_But_Funky_ January 15, 2017

Alaskan punching bag

When your receiving head and she's going so hard she's bailing your balls like a punching bag.

Man I thought Stacie was innocent until she hit me with an Alaskan punching bag last night

by Barney Baby July 18, 2017

Alaskan bar bq

The state of unlikely success, possibility, comprehension or understanding. As an extreme rarity.

Lighting a cigarette with a wet match is like an "Alaskan Bar bq".

Fitting in a size 10 shoe with your size 12s, is an Alaskan Bar BQ
He's trying to buy a car with no money or no job. That's an Alaskan Bar BQ

by Skeeter Bug July 22, 2018

Alaskan wildlife fucker

A guy who will fuck just about anything but a polar bear, or die trying.

Pete liked anything exotic, wildlife, anything different, so he became an Alaskan wildlife fucker.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2018

alaskan ice fisherman

When a woman sits on the edge of a bed with her legs spread eagle. Then a man runs, thrusts his hips forward and tried to jump into her vagina.

Hey bill did you do the Alaskan ice fisherman last night. Not Tom, I tried a few times and missed and didn't try again.

by AlphaAnimo December 20, 2017