bird game about boards

What you say when people are making a big deal about nothing.

“I don’t know why they got so fired up about what Hogwarts house they identify with - it’s just a bird game about boards”

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Fartin' Aboot / Farting About

dawdling, and slacking off,process of wandering aimlessly with no particular goal or objective (pardon the pun: going were the WIND takes you)also used as the way to explain doing nothing in particular as opposed to using the version of fucking about.

Farting About is also a kin to Farting Around!

me on the phone to a friend: "Here buddy, what you doing?"

reply: "Oh Just up the town -Fartin' Aboot / Farting About

by MDMX516 May 05, 2017

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Sorry about your goldfish.

Easier way of asking for someone's tiddy pics.

Bro I just told my Sorry about your goldfish. You think she will send?

by Sorry about your goldfish. February 18, 2021

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lying about your rage

Concealing the truth about your long, hellish commute so as to fit in with those who have short drives to work, and who rarely experience the road rage that you encounter on a daily basis.

Gloater: I get to work in about 15 minutes. What about you?

Long Commuter: Umm, about the same.

Gloater: Why are you lying about your rage?

Long Commuter: I'm not.

Gloater: You're in Sylmar! Do you chopper to work?

Long Commuter: Okay, asshole! It takes me an hour and a half! Are you happy now, you dick bag?!

by Herb, Ian, Dick, Shawn, Harry August 26, 2011

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