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Major

Big as shit, lies about everything, makes everyone his "bitch", claims he gets puss
by Garrett Bobby Fergesion November 30, 2017
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Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes
"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)
by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024
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Major Player

HUSBANDDDDDDD
Major Player is my favorite Toontown boss
by Sqwimble McWimble May 11, 2024
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Major Noose

Another name for a "Good Luck Chuck." That is to say, a person who breaks up with a person, and that person's next relationship ends in marriage.
Wow, Jason sure is a Major Noose. Every time he breaks up with a girl, she gets married on her next relationship.
by Wxllco July 16, 2022
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Now a Major Motion Picture

goes back a long way and sounds more impressive than movie. The word film also sounds classier than movie
Now a Major Motion Picture is a unique look at the many sources, literary and otherwise, that influence film adaptations.
by SPrice1980 November 1, 2022
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Major Lode

A Major Lode is a particularly remarkable bowel movement. Major Lodes are usually very large and can weigh up to 100 Courics. To lay a Major Lode one must consume nothing but fast food for an extended period of time.
Shrek: “Oh I think I’m about to drop the Major Lode!”

Mario: “That’s because you’ve eaten nothing but cheesecake for three days!”

Shrek: “We’re gonna need a shovel…”
by WebstersRafbot July 24, 2024
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Major Cloog

by David(BFDI) February 22, 2024
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