Jared

WOAH! look up its Jared
by SkyperFlux July 10, 2021
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Jared

Someone who has sexual intercourse with cats.

Someone who rapes cats without consent

Someone with a 4” by 14”

Someone who gapes cats

Someone who eats cat

Someone who overall pounds pussycats
Oh hey is that jared? Yeah, he fucking pounds cat!
by Yourlocalcatpedophile January 03, 2022
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Im in your bed but hes in your twitch chat
Jared is like 2.0 chad
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Someone on the surface who seems charming, likeable, losing 245 pounds to staring on a hit show. Deep inside it has an appetite for children, this is the Pedo Karen.
"Jared from Subway Is a pedophile."

"On breaking news, Jared Bell has now been convicted for endangering children with harmful material."
by RIP.exe July 30, 2021
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Typically white male, probably plays golf or tennis, and follows the outfit formula: T-shirt, shorts, Nike socks with white vans. A “Jared” is most likely an asshole who treats women like shit and says “oh shit my bad”
Person 1: oh my god why does he treat me like this
Person 2: because, he’s a “Jared”
by Solocupgirl December 10, 2019
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jared is my baby. and he is awesome. jared is the best of the best and i love jared so much. :)
also the most sexy man in the world. (no ones better than him)

-tiffany
''Yeah that guy's pretty hot, but he's not Jared.''
by jared is my baby February 01, 2021
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Mole faced boy who is bad at football but literally a fortnite god and will beat you and your whole squad with a green pistol
That guy right there, he sucks at football, but is good at fortnite, now that’s a Jared
by Brian Beegly November 09, 2019
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