jew jitsu

A jewish martial art.

A thug tried to steal the jewish mans jew gold but ended getting knocked the fuck out by the heebs jew jitsu moves.

by jew jitsu master March 30, 2010

Allah is a jew

The God allah is not muslim he is made up by the jews so they can control our minds the muslims fight And hate the jews but they still Would not believe a jew created their god

Allah is a jew deal with it

by Psycher June 10, 2019

cigarette jew

someone who you constantly give cigs but when you need some they give you an exact number on how many they owe you instead of just giving you as many you need, seeing as you give them cigs all the time

yesterday i bumed my friend cigs all day then when im asked him for one he said "oh, i only owe you 9" then i called him a cigarette jew.

by myfriendsacigjew July 23, 2010

Pocket Jew

A wallet, something that holds your money that fits in your pockets.

John: Oh no, I lost my pocket jew!
Sally: Your what?
John: My pocket jew!

by Seth Woods April 20, 2018

Jew-Jitsu

English:
A practice similar to that of Jiu-Jitsu but masters of Jew-Jitsu have incredible power, together they are... unstoppable.

In this video, Sensei Mizrachi displays a brief demonstration of the Jew-Jitsu basics - Jew-jitsu warriors (youtube)
Here are some common moves in Jew-Jitsu:
- Shower-Time (where you throw a "gas bomb" containing powder which burns through the enemies' skin
- SS (Strangle + Shiv - you strangle your opponent then shiv their neck)
- Jew-Bomb (where you jump very high into the air and drop down, fist first, to the ground - like the iron fist)

:עברית
מנהג דומה לזה של ג'יו-ג'יטסו אבל אדונים של יהודי-ג'יטסו יש כוח מדהים, יחד הם ... בלתי ניתן לעצירה.
בסרטון זה מציג סנסאי מזרחי הדגמה קצרה של יסודות היהודים-ג'יטסו - Jew-jitsu warriors (youtube)
הנה כמה מהלכים נפוצים בג'יטסו יהודי:
- זמן מקלחת (שבו אתה זורק "פצצת גז" המכיל אבקה אשר שורף דרך העור של האויבים
- SS (חנק + שיב - אתה חונק את היריב שלך ואז להניע את צווארם)
- פצצת יהודים (שם אתה קופץ גבוה מאוד לאוויר ויורד, אגרוף ראשון, לקרקע - כמו אגרוף הברזל)

Jew: Theres a new Jew-Jitsu dojo opening around the corner!! Finally we can fight those bullies (nazis) away!!!

by My name is baddy February 9, 2021

tree jew

similiar to drop bears, they will jump on you and instead of mauling you, will file your taxes.

Man, that guy Sam Levine is such a tree jew!

by stretcharmdick October 8, 2014

jew juicer

A mixer specifically for the making of Jew juice and/or smoothie

I'm feeling down, some Jew juice is sure to cheer me up. Good thing I have a Jew juicer.

by DanTheLittleMan May 21, 2016