Burner account theory

The theory that people who post their true opinions on burner accounts are too scared to have their main account and theirself associated with said opinions

user639519562549: The holocaust was deserved, save evropa!

JohnJorker27: Burner account theory

by DonkDonkBaDobk September 21, 2025

burner phone

Typically owned when you're about to replace your old cellphone, this kind of phone is the smartphone that you "taste" for a short period of time (e.g. a month) before moving onto a better smartphone.

I picked up a burner phone while waiting to upgrade; it’s like a trial run for my next smartphone, but I can’t wait to get something better!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

Burner

Slang for a fire, a bonfire, something hot or smoking

Did you see the firetrucks hauling ass down the street? Must be a burner.
Hey, come over, we’re having a burner (bonfire)
This party is going to be a burner!

by Mmkay11 October 11, 2025

Squad of Burners

A small group (usually 3–5 people) who each run multiple burner accounts — typically 2 or 3 apiece — and use them together to spread lies, mass-report enemies, or fake mob outrage online. Their main goal: keep their delusions alive. Basically the final boss of brain rot — internet terrorist on steroids.

“That squad of burners need to quit that internet terrorist act — nobody likes a wet blanket.” — Everyone on Earth

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 14, 2025

Wax Burner

essentially a person who thinks they're a gangbanger & smells really bad because they refuse to shower despite living with a family member or community home

Cornelius is such a Wax Burner.

by huntington304ganggang January 23, 2025

The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner

When you receive and extremely sloppy mudpie (preferably 6-8 hrs. after consuming Taco Bell), while covered in maple syrup. The mudpie delivery must be made from a bridge at least 25 feet in height. The recipient must be in a raft below the bridge.

Bridge Inspector: “what the **** did I just witness?”

Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”

Bridge Inspector: “?”

by J&S Emporium February 4, 2025

one burner

a man who is not a player & has only one woman

Craig is oyal & he loves his girlfriend he would never cheat on her with other women he a one burner

by vybzworldboss March 1, 2025