Scroll burner

A piece of digital content—like an article, story, or thread—that’s so compelling, you can’t stop scrolling.

Like “page turner” but for things you read on your smart phone.

“ That longform essay on Elon Musk’s sex life was a total scroll burner—I read the whole thing in one sitting”

by anonymous May 30, 2025

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Worm burner

Often used in golf but may be used when a male mammal or animal accidentally slides there testicles and or shaft on an object resulting in a red burning feeling.

Elephants get the worst worm burners!

by Barneyblue December 4, 2020

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A small group (usually 3–5 people) who each run multiple burner accounts — typically 2 or 3 apiece — and use them together to spread lies, mass-report enemies, or fake mob outrage online. Their main goal: keep their delusions alive. Basically the final boss of brain rot — internet terrorist on steroids.

“That squad of burners need to quit that internet terrorist act — nobody likes a wet blanket.” — Everyone on Earth

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 14, 2025

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The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner

When you receive and extremely sloppy mudpie (preferably 6-8 hrs. after consuming Taco Bell), while covered in maple syrup. The mudpie delivery must be made from a bridge at least 25 feet in height. The recipient must be in a raft below the bridge.

Bridge Inspector: “what the **** did I just witness?”

Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”

Bridge Inspector: “?”

by J&S Emporium February 4, 2025

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belt burner

A closeted gay who goes to extreme lengths to deny his homosexuality, though it is plainly obvious which way he really swings.

-"John's got a little too much Express on to deny it."

-"I know! What a belt burner! Someone should tell him to come out already so that way we can take him shopping."

by Respectable June 17, 2010

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