To instantaneously extract yourself from a sub-optimal situation, often at great risk to your personal safety, professional reputation, or social standing
Original Use:
I just got called in to my partner's office to explain why the memo was late. All I wanted to do was to kick out a window and base jump the fuck outta there.
Modern Use:
Guy 1: I got caught in a conversation with Rufus again - that dude is so freakin' awkward.
Guy 2: I would have base jumped out of there by kicking him in the balls and running away.
I just got called in to my partner's office to explain why the memo was late. All I wanted to do was to kick out a window and base jump the fuck outta there.
Modern Use:
Guy 1: I got caught in a conversation with Rufus again - that dude is so freakin' awkward.
Guy 2: I would have base jumped out of there by kicking him in the balls and running away.
by 4dm1n December 18, 2008
Get the Base Jumpmug. In a jiffy, like a quickie
Thots fuck rappers off the jump to spite other rappers because they hate men and want to fuck with every guy they meet on purpose.
Another example:
Homeboy Rus: I fucked your bitch off the jump
Other guy: damn man thanks for telling me at least now I know to dump that thot back to hell from whence she came FUCK that bitch #brocode
Thots fuck rappers off the jump to spite other rappers because they hate men and want to fuck with every guy they meet on purpose.
Another example:
Homeboy Rus: I fucked your bitch off the jump
Other guy: damn man thanks for telling me at least now I know to dump that thot back to hell from whence she came FUCK that bitch #brocode
Anybody heard of Homeboy Rus? I heard he fucked my bitch off the jump. I'm so proud of my life now!
Follow @HomeboyRus on the www.Battle.me app rap battle app
Follow @HomeboyRus on the www.Battle.me app rap battle app
by Homeboy Entertainment October 16, 2017
Get the off the jumpmug. by Happybird432 February 9, 2015
Get the jump someonemug. when a girl jumps over your cock as many times as possible, aggravating you until you have to SLAP A HOE
by jebediah trotter 23 August 3, 2007
Get the stork jumpingmug. A word you would call somebody when you are angry. It can also be used in sarcasm and it is an expression used when your happy.
person 1: how do text get to a phone do they fly through the air
person 2: you piss me off with your blond moments jumping tree
person 2: you piss me off with your blond moments jumping tree
by jumping tree October 27, 2007
Get the jumping treemug. the dangerous pointy sharp tip of a penis is getting inserted into your vagina as sexual assault
feeling : a tiger tearing a deer up
feeling : a tiger tearing a deer up
by OHHKEVING! November 22, 2010
Get the jumped vaginamug. by Taylor Luke May 17, 2007
Get the jumping beanermug.