wet slap

When you lick the palm of your hand and bitch slap someone.
A variation of the "wet willie".

Did you see that girl go up on stage and wet slap Grooverider? It was rad.

by selector moldy September 22, 2005

wet wedge

when he cums in your ass and you cant shower at his house so you pull your panties up into your ass to prevent leakage

you came in me and now i have to give myself a wet wedge

by jerry longdick sanders September 2, 2017

wet susan

The act of putting a wet pussy on someone's ear.
Like a wet willy, this is usually performed with the goal of annoying/grossing out the recipient.

I rolled over and fell asleep too fast, so she gave me a wet susan.

by leon von oren January 3, 2011

Wet Potato

Someone who doesn't participate in a specific activity because they are scared. Someone who is a pussy!

You didn't get your eyebrow pierced, you wet potato.

by Wet Potato September 30, 2005

Talking Wet

When someone is talking nonsense

No Sarah-Dimmer you are so talking wet

by Louey Willi November 30, 2017

All Wet

The slang phrase from the 1920's, "All wet", describes an erroneous idea or individual.

He is all wet, for he is an erroneous individual.

by Cha_Cha April 23, 2006

wet gas

In the process of flatulating, an amount of wet, non-amalgomated fecal matter is discharged from the anus.The amount can be vary between a trace amount that may or may not stain the underwear to a full load being evacuated from the flatuator.

After a hard night of drinking Tim attempted to impress his roommates with an aromatic fart, but his efforts resulted in wet gas.

by LeeJ December 25, 2008