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Double wanker

I masterbait or I jerk off other people

2 @ a time brotha brotha
Chew kok long Imma double wank ya.

Trt barrels eh

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Your a #double wanker
by Tokyo Sex Whale & Chew KokLong November 9, 2019
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Fashion Wankers

The contemporary fashionista owning their love of fashion and confident enough to be able to laugh at themselves.
The frow was full of fashion wankers.
by TheChicGeek October 1, 2019
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whiteboard wanker

A pejorative game design term used to desribe game designers who lack technical skills and and an understanding of how design philosophy is implemented. Therefore, such whiteboard wankers are only able to verbally articulate their ideas.
Jesus Aaron is such a whiteboard wanker all he does it talk about how fun this game is going to be once engineering builds it.
by ADGOD May 16, 2018
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wanker in a bag

A comeback for when you have no other comebacks. Freaking hilarious reactions in a fight.
by #gotsnolife April 24, 2017
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Wanker Stroke

As someone finishes masturbating and ejaculates into their hands, they clap to make both hands sticky with Semen. Then they continue to stroke their penis with there sticky semen hands.
by Wanker Stroke February 26, 2017
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goof wanker

Jordan C. is such a goof wanker
by dannymo123 April 19, 2016
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knuckleball wanker

Someone who reckons they're the next reckoning of Cristiano Ronaldo because they once hit a football that moved a bit in the air
'Salim has started wearing Nike Hypervenoms because he reckons he's good enough to play professional football.'
'What a knuckleball wanker!'
by MaliaMadness2020 July 15, 2016
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