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1. A place where any customer having a bad day feels it is ok to treat walmart employees like 2nd class citizens. You walk around putting items randomly on shelves, next guy comes along picks up a $50.00 phone off of the candle isle in a spot marked $1.00 and wants it for that price but i'm the "stupid bitch" because he can't read.

2. A place that is packed at 2 AM because prices are low and everyone loves to shop there but these same people love to complain how they are driving small business out. Prices may be low but no one is holding a gun to your head. support your local businesses...shop there, not walmart and shut the fuck up!

PLEASE PEOPLE BE KIND TO YOU WALMART EMPLOYEES...WE ARE PEOPLE TOO.JUST WITH 10% OFF AND STOCK OPTIONS.
What do you mean this comforter is $79.95!! The shelf said it was only $2.49.It was right there next to the coffe mugs."STUPID WAL-MART BITCH"

"Oh Bob,isn't it ashame that little pet store down the stree went out of business. We haven't been there in years. It's wal-mart's fault." "Speaking of which, I need to go there and pick up 20lbs of dog food for $8.oo"
by WALMART EMPLOYEE March 9, 2008
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Wal-Mart Homeless Guy

This term is most commonly reffered to the guy on the sidewalk off one of the exits out of a wal-mart parking lot. He carries with him a pathetic character, usually a dog, old clothes, a sack or backpack, and, lastly, a sign that sometimes has words spelled wrong, consisting of phrases such as Work for Money, Need Help (well duh!), or Need money for food (this is most common, and most likely means i need money to get alcohol or else i might sober and do something with my life). Most people, usually pass this person by, knowing he won't do anything but spend their money on beers at the tavern, and be back out on the sidewalk in a day or two. The real assholes just buy them food, and piss the homeless guy off.
I saw that Wal-Mart Homeless Guy out there again, and almost felt bad, but then i realized he has no motivation, and will buy drugs or alcohol, so I just decided to keep my money, and use it on things of accomplishment not pity.
by StraightGuyI January 13, 2009
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Wal Mart Cakes

Soiled baby diapers that have been rolled up and left in the Wal Mart parking lot.
Joe: "Fuck, I'm on parking lot duty tonight."

John: "Enjoy picking up all those Wal Mart Cakes."
by Bulldog December 9, 2008
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Walmartarian

One who shops at Wal-Mart, usually overweight, using the handicap scooters. Most wear their pajamas at the store or clothes which are two sizes too small.
Eww, did you see that Walmartarian walking around with her fupa sticking out!!!
by puppymum November 30, 2010
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Wal-Mart Kid

The crying, screaming baby/toddler you hear inside of EVERY Wal-Mart EVER.
I went shopping at Wal-Mart today & came across about a dozen of those damn Wal-Mart Kids.
by devilman337 September 6, 2014
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Ghetto Wal Mart

The Wal Mart that has all the best movies, potato chips, kool-aid, Cheapest Alcohol and Sugar. One aisle just for food stamps, express aisle in case someone is running from the police and needed to stop there for a minute. Instead of Subway there is a roscoes chicken and waffles, and a currency exchange. There are usually 18 registers but only 3 cashiers working. The rest of the cashiers are giving you the look like "you better not get in my aisle". Then when you go through and pay they don't speak or say thank-you. In fact they roll their eyes and seem mad that you even came.
Hey make sure you put on your bullet proof vest before you go to the Ghetto Wal Mart to get the bread.
by Monie Luv June 27, 2008
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Wal-Mart

A chain of oversized superstores mostly found in the Southern USA, known for driving local stores out of businesses, selling poorly-made goods (especially clothing) made by third-world slave labor, using a gawdy image of shallow, phony patriotism and flag-waving, and contributing to urban sprawl. A major competitor to golf courses in wasting valuable land which could be used for farming and housing.
C'mon Louann, we gotta go to Wal-Mart and get Mama her Christmas present.
by LudwigVan December 7, 2003
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