Winter wood

Yeh superhuman ability to get an erection while standing in cold weather.

Dude, it was 5 degrees but that chick was so hot I got winter wood.

by Wood wood pecker the second February 4, 2024

Winter Melon

A plant in the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which hurls frozen melons at Zombies, slowing them down as well as dealing huge damage at a distance. Also an upgrade plant for the Melon-pult in PvZ1.

Also called Winter Melon-Pult.

"1 Winter Melon on every lane can make the Zombies move 50% slower most of the time, as well as making my Cob Cannon strategy insanely OP because of this support plant."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

wintering

1. When it is cold outside and snowing but you are Canadian and you don't enjoy it

Ex.

Person 1: Why don't you want to go out.
Person 2: It's wintering and I hate it!

by ihavegay January 22, 2023

Bachelor Winter

When one breaks up with his girl and she takes all the stuff.

Person 1: What happened to your bedframe, desk, mirror couch, and coffee table?
Person 2: I broke up with my girl and she took all my stuff man.
Person 1: Ah, another Bachelor Winter

by TheGman33 January 23, 2023

Winter Fog

When you see fog outside, it actually Jesus smoking his crack pipe

“Did you see that Winter Fog earlier”
“Yeah dude, Jesus got high on crack”

by Charlie The Moth Man December 8, 2022

Winter Minge

When you sprinkle cocaine on a minge and sniff it

I gave my boyfriend a winter minge

by TheHuntersAce December 20, 2022

Winter Washitis

A term that The Chamois Car Wash in Winnipeg came up with that is supposed to mean “the fear of washing your car in the winter” and was clearly made by someone who doesn’t speak English as they confuse -itis (which means “inflammation of”) with -phobia.

Do you have Winter Washitis?

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023