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plantation wife

a male who waddles chews tobacco indebted to his 18 yearold wife and enjoys wearing dresses. Should be working but in stead his wife does it.
Dude you are being a plantation wife please bail me out of jail.
by Conbox September 7, 2011
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cod wife

Your ride or die chick that you roll with on Call of Duty. Not to be confused with your real wife, who is most likely jealous of- and nags about your COD wife.
Back off bitch, I'm not talking to you- I'm talking to my COD wife.
by BiP0larBear January 11, 2023
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Wife-sharing

That's like a cultural thing...
Hym "I mean... You know that there's like a tribe in Africa that does wife-sharing, right? That's like a canonical thing they do... Are you just racist? Are you too good to engage in African traditions? Fucking bigots man! You guys disgust me!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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Prophet's wife

Prophets wife may refer to the Islamic prophet Mohammed's many different wives over the course of his life.

All of Muhammad's wives were widows or divorced, with the exception of Aisha. Aisha was 19 around the time of her marriage, as teen marriage was common back in the ancient times.
The Prophet's wife was the woman Aisha, who was a very loyal wife.
by GregoryTeplan July 31, 2023
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doof wife

A doof wife is a girl who spends many doofs with a boy experiencing life together.

Maybe they have been Married at the doof.

They Are not in anyway shape or form a couple outside of the doof. And are free to do as they please with whom they wish.
(It’s a mutual understanding)
Oh we’re not actually seeing each other it’s my “doof wife”
by Pacheesecake October 15, 2019
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Sister Wifing

When a group of 2-4 girl friends date/marry one guy.
“Hey! Did you hear about Lindsey and Her friend?”
Oh yeah! They are definitely sister wifing! That’s so hot”

Yeah bro!”
by Freakyteakybr December 18, 2020
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Newts wife

Newts wife is a fictional character that a lot of girls have a crush on but he does not like people called Amelie.
by Sperm killer March 31, 2021
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