Sass Whisper

A low tone of voice used when you are sassing or insulting someone under your breath, usually heard only by the hypersonic ears of Mothers

I said in a sass whisper: If only you were that smart...
Mother: I HEARD THAT!

by Davide10Doc June 9, 2019

Jizz Whisperer

A person who spends time poking and smelling other mens' sperm. Usually called Ryan.

"Hey, what's up man?"
"Nothin' much, just sniffing sperm, looking for wrigglers"
"Man, you're such a jizz whisperer."

by ScreenNamesAreForWimps April 21, 2018

cat whispering

When you skip every Thursday of college to stalk cats. This person is normally named Ben but could be called gay.

Stop cat whispering you weirdo

by pooant May 27, 2017

whisper tickle

A whisper tickle is a sexual act. This act is usually performed by everyday normal people, just like Mel Gibson and Lindsey Lohan. To give a whisper tickle you must first suck a queef outta her pussy. You then proceed to blow that stanky Shit all up in her asshole. The opposite of this action is referred to as a stench trench

We went out for Chinese last night, needless to say, I would not go for the whisper tickle after a fuckload of kung pao.

by QTIP-YOUR-GURL November 7, 2017

frostys whisper

The act of cumming in someone's ear

Dude, I just gave my girl a frostys whisper.

by Blonkey November 17, 2017

kitty whisperer

(pro-noun): one who is overtly adept at causing the female orgasm to repeatedly occur.

"Dude: That guy looks like he could clear a room full of women with one smile."
Other dude: " That guy? He's a total kitty whisperer! Ask any of those women! Why do you think he has his 8" tongue hanging out his mouth?"

by clintopantochino February 17, 2018

whispering jack

When pulling a dick so fast the speed of the motion starts to whistle.

When she was pulling me off the speed of her action and viscosity of her lube created a sound similar to a (whistle) hence Whispering Jack

by Jimmy whoops March 9, 2018