Valentine

The sweetest person you’ll ever meet. Literally ever. Usually called Val, or V. They may overthink a bit and just feel guilty for no reason (me too). Overall an amazing person.

Pete: “Yo, did you see that new kid Valentine? They’re so cool.”

Frank: “Honestly.”

by anonymous August 20, 2023

valentines day

lonely day - system of a down

I’m lonely on valentines day

by Danny-Dan Danielz February 12, 2024

Valentin

Valentin is a nice guy with extraordinary kindness and an understanding personality. His sparkling eyes emit love as does his smile. Many would describe him as not very talkative, but chill and super nice to be around overall. His love is endless. He is cute, shrexy and attractive all in one, so better be aware.

girl 1: You found yourself a Valentin boy?
girl 2: Yes! He's so nice, it's like finding a hidden treasure.

by bloobitybloob June 7, 2022

Valentines Day

Basically a day where u get a fuck anyone named Caleb

“ it’s valentines can’t wait to fuck caleb”

- Valentines Day

by JuicyBalls February 14, 2022

valentines pizza

A sad sloppy pizza for a single person to eat alone on valentines day, this pizza can be made worse when special sauce from a valentines couple is dripped on top.

That's right loser you eat that valentines pizza , you slurp it up.

by Freddie osborn February 14, 2022

No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.

-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀

by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022

Valentine's Day

The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.

Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy."

Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"

by DinoArms February 16, 2022