uncle stage

A life stage of a single man at which he pursues intimacy only vicariously through his friends and family.

We've been on a bunch of dates but nothing ever happens. I think he's at the uncle stage.

by STCL June 12, 2011

Uncle Waj

A Muslim version of an Uncle Tom. The Uncle Waj is considered to be excessively obedient or servile to the white man. They are typically South Asian, and find no problem throwing marginalized communities, such as Palestinians, under the bus.

Another term used to describe an Uncle Waj is "sell-out."

Did you hear about the trip Haroon took to the settlements? He's such an Uncle Waj!

by airefeek69 May 14, 2018

Uncle Chris

Another term for a coke and rum… heavy on the rum

I’m gonna grab an uncle Chris

by Lazarlazar April 04, 2022

uncle portilini

a guy that touches ur meat

uncle portilini touched my willy

by uncle portilini July 05, 2023

Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.

"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 14, 2023

uncle awful

An older man, who is ambiguous about his true age. until the moment he ejaculates inside of you, and screams "I was 27 when you were born"

When I asked you to call me Uncle Awful, I wanted you to mean it

by Auntie Douche Bag May 27, 2016

Uncle Joe

The unofficial nickname for president Joe Biden. It was made when he was vice president in the Obama administration, and since has been re-popularized. It is likely because of how touchy he is, referring to his "creepy uncle" vibe.

Person 1: Did you get your stimulus check in the mail yet? Thanks Uncle Joe!
Person 2: Who's Uncle Joe?

by CheesecakeIsTheBest May 23, 2021