A public restroom phenomenon in which the turd dumper needs complete privacy in order to do their thing. The presence of another person in the adjacent stall, or even the restroom, will cause sphincters to pucker to less than a 1 cm.
This is especially true if the turd dumper knows he/she is going to have an embarrassing explosive turd, complete with lots of gas and splashing sounds.
Two persons with turd insecurity in adjacent stalls results in a very uncomfortable , time consuming experience for both. A solution is to flush the toilet in sync with dumping the turd, hopefully masking the dump.
This is especially true if the turd dumper knows he/she is going to have an embarrassing explosive turd, complete with lots of gas and splashing sounds.
Two persons with turd insecurity in adjacent stalls results in a very uncomfortable , time consuming experience for both. A solution is to flush the toilet in sync with dumping the turd, hopefully masking the dump.
His sphincter tight with turd insecurity, Steve hoped the person in the next stall would leave. In the next stall, Mark harbored the same hopes.
by Tuftskins April 30, 2009
Get the turd insecurity mug.When one is sitting taking a shit, his turd is so solid all the way down to where it touches the bottom of the toilet and is still connected to the rectum, and one stands up and the turd falls over and hits him in the nuts, and then one yells timber
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Something that has excessive hyperbole and popularity, pawned off as being great and excellent, when, underneath all the hoopla and hype, is actually quite pathetic, obnoxious, overpraised, and downright overrated.
by RDS May 18, 2006
Get the gold-painted turd mug.“Like a turd that won't flush” can mean an excrement that you can‘t flush down the toilet. But when said to someone or about someone, it means an irritating person that just won’t go away.
It is mostly used in the latter sense.
It is mostly used in the latter sense.
Example 1:
He just keeps on bugging everyone and doesn’t know when to go away, like a turd that won't flush.
Example 2:
Guy 1: I don’t want him to come with us!
Guy 2: So why don’t we ignore him, and he might take the hint.
Guy 1: I doubt it, he’s like a turd that won't flush.
He just keeps on bugging everyone and doesn’t know when to go away, like a turd that won't flush.
Example 2:
Guy 1: I don’t want him to come with us!
Guy 2: So why don’t we ignore him, and he might take the hint.
Guy 1: I doubt it, he’s like a turd that won't flush.
by scooby007 January 17, 2011
Get the Like a turd that won't flush. mug.A rude term describing a homosexual man. It specifically refers to his prediliction for anal sex. Its usage is similar to butt pirate, which is certainly inappropriate, but not as hateful as faggot.
by El Roberto August 1, 2004
Get the turd burgler mug.1. An extremely annoying person that keeps coming back and annoying you after repeatedly telling them to leave you alone.
2. Anything that is annoying that keeps recurring or reappearing.
2. Anything that is annoying that keeps recurring or reappearing.
by Cannibus Indica April 12, 2004
Get the turd that won't flush mug.when your crappin and before it comes out you fart a couple times in a row to make a machine gun sound
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