True Bags

Little Bags of the Truth.

Matt: What time are we going to blow trees?
Drew: In like a hour
Matt: Oh True Bags.

by Shimmy Shaker April 6, 2011

True Broomstick

When two jokes in a locker room decide to take to the next level one applies deep heat to his penis and puts said penis up the other jocks anus.

Man 1: Hey Joey wanna get a milkshake and have a quick true broomstick?
Man 2:I don't a feel like a milkshake!

by Wendyconewithahotdog June 1, 2014

true tears

Tears that are shed when someone's heart is truly broken.

Jessica cried when her boyfriend dumped her, but they weren't true tears because she didn't really love him.

by Hunter Oshino May 25, 2016

true scholar

a name parents give their kid when they think their kid's smart

My little Jimmy was a student of the month his whole life and now he's a true scholar!

by yotherealdeal May 19, 2017

true uber rip

1.) A terrible and terrifically ironically situation that poses absolutely no good outcome or benefit

2.) When a girl has a crush on you and u have one on her but you don't say anything bc you each don't think the other likes you, so she goes and dates your friend and then they break up and she goes to college, you find out you liked each other and then she goes and becomes a lesbian, dating a girl and a bunch of guys along the way so she practically has dated everyone but you, the one person who probs would treat her right

1: Man did you hear about what happened to him?

2: Yeah man, that whole situation is a true uber rip.

by JonnyMacBoi September 16, 2017

true torque

When you wake up in the morning with a piss filled hard-on and as you push your erection down into the toilet your heels lift off the ground.

I passed a true torque piss this morning.

by Suh.dudee December 7, 2017

True Magoo

A fuckn sick way of saying true

"Hey, that's true magoo"

by Redmodo The Comodo April 16, 2018