Smashing trash is the act of two people fornicating who haven't washed their genitals within 48 hours. It can be anal, vaginal, oral, and any other holes that may exist. It is an act of love that should only ever be done between two people who love each other and are comfortable with each other.
*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
Carl: Hey Bob, how's you and the wife?
Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
by TrashManDan January 01, 2018
A group of friends who get drunk together on a lake by linking boats or tubes together and getting drunk and sloppy.
by vistalover May 23, 2020
When someones opinion is so terrible that it actually devalues them as a human being, making them one step closer to human trash.
Person 1: "Man, Drake is the G.O.A.T."
Person 2: "Thats a fucking trash opinion"
Person 1: "You are right, I am now a lesser person because of my trash opinion. Sorry for bothering you with my existence"
Person 2: "Thats a fucking trash opinion"
Person 1: "You are right, I am now a lesser person because of my trash opinion. Sorry for bothering you with my existence"
by Evgis March 12, 2018
(n.) Ghetto dwellers; the stereotyped members of any urban or rural socioeconomic underclass without hope or means of escaping poverty: see trailer trash.
by Grammar Qween July 31, 2011
When I realized I liked the rank, sourmilk musk of Conrad’s balls, I knew I was a total trash humper.
by hotpocketspdx September 16, 2016
by Ima-kylie.jenners_trashbags February 12, 2018
Similar to white trash, a family of wild animals, of all races living under one roof.
This definition comes from a real life experience of mixed trash. I.e. A large group of mixed trash, (the the reason I came up with this word) they are literally the definition! So my son and I, are innocently walking to his grandmother's house, two blocks down the road, when because one of their children had words with my child in school, a whole angry mob of mixed trash, savagely attacked my 11 year old child and I, out of nowhere, a Caucasian mixed trash bitch, a 45 year old woman no less, just bull charged us, punched me in my face 5 times! And then swiftly moved on to my 11 year old son, and, and without hesitation moved on to punching, and slapping my son in the face several times, then I continued to tell her, you're going to jail you just punched in 11 year old in the face, when she said"oh yeah prove it" with a snotty attitude as I'm filming the mixed trash bitch, you'd think she should know better, or not, i.e. "mixed trash"and I said I will prove it! I have a video right here, while waving my phone in her face! And she attacked me, for the 4th time! punching me in the face several times, grabbing my phone so tight it almost crushed, while screaming like a maniac (mixed trash style) to the 30 other angry mob members of mixed trash, wildly screaming get his fucking phone!!!! When I quickly made my escape with my phone, Id swear I was dreaming if my face wasn't being punched in!
This definition comes from a real life experience of mixed trash. I.e. A large group of mixed trash, (the the reason I came up with this word) they are literally the definition! So my son and I, are innocently walking to his grandmother's house, two blocks down the road, when because one of their children had words with my child in school, a whole angry mob of mixed trash, savagely attacked my 11 year old child and I, out of nowhere, a Caucasian mixed trash bitch, a 45 year old woman no less, just bull charged us, punched me in my face 5 times! And then swiftly moved on to my 11 year old son, and, and without hesitation moved on to punching, and slapping my son in the face several times, then I continued to tell her, you're going to jail you just punched in 11 year old in the face, when she said"oh yeah prove it" with a snotty attitude as I'm filming the mixed trash bitch, you'd think she should know better, or not, i.e. "mixed trash"and I said I will prove it! I have a video right here, while waving my phone in her face! And she attacked me, for the 4th time! punching me in the face several times, grabbing my phone so tight it almost crushed, while screaming like a maniac (mixed trash style) to the 30 other angry mob members of mixed trash, wildly screaming get his fucking phone!!!! When I quickly made my escape with my phone, Id swear I was dreaming if my face wasn't being punched in!
by puffmx123456 April 27, 2019