Nail Timber

Intense obsession with the look of one's toenails. Often shown by cutting them while doing something else, often with very freaky results. Most notably observed by June Drabble on her husband Ralph.

Beatrice: Yuck! Your feet are all sweaty. Don't be such a nail timber!

Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!

Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.

Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!

Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2010

biting timber

when one has a giant boner and a chick is giving a bj and she uses her teeth

ouch fuck she gave me a biting timber

by lou sanus 696969 December 5, 2011

Ronja Tober

Ronja Tober is the definition of fancyness. She is a party person and you have to take her out. She is always a good person to have a lil chitchat with. Place some Kpop around her and she is going to melt people's faces off with awesome dance moves

Ronja Tober is a dirty daddy

by Alishö January 7, 2018

a timberman

A nickname, mostly given on coding websites, implied in situations where programming code has been blatantly copied from the internet or other sources, with the intent to give recognition for the lack of proper coding skills.

"He skidded off that entire bot code from the internet, he is such a timberman."

by Cachey January 16, 2018

Tim Tamberino

The most kawaii and reliable waifu you'll ever meet. Tim Tamberinos will always be there for you, often with a quick joke to pick your mood up! But beware, complimenting him will usually result in your Tim Tamberino becoming incredibly tsundere, repeating the word "no" endlessly, and calling you baka.

You: "Hey, it's my cherished Tim Tamberino!"

Him: "B-baka! You're not special to me or a-anything!"

by timlover1995 July 9, 2019

Finishing Timber

Slang for a toothpick

After a nice meal I need a finishing timber

by pussmeat July 31, 2019

Ally Tober

the biggest lightweight on the planet

Tyler: “how much can you drink before you are drunk?”
Nick: “only one. I’m an ally tober”

by oofyayhaha February 15, 2020